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	<title>Trond Sjøvang &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Prosjekt &#8220;PIMPIT&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2008/06/23/prosjekt-pimpit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 08:09:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fra Arve: &#8221;Politiets innsats Mot Prostitusjon I Trondheim. PIMPIT. Jeg Kødder ikke :)&#8221;
For godt til å være sant? Neida, bare se her:  http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article2367199.ece
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fra Arve: &#8221;<em>Politiets innsats Mot Prostitusjon I Trondheim. PIMPIT. Jeg Kødder ikke :)&#8221;</em></p>
<p>For godt til å være sant? Neida, bare se her:  <a href="http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article2367199.ece">http://www.aftenposten.no/nyheter/iriks/article2367199.ece</a></p>
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		<title>Generalmajor Peter Cosgrove</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2008/06/17/generalmajor-peter-cosgrove/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
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Kvinnelig reporter: Så, general Cosgrove, hvilke ting har du tenkt å lære disse unge guttene når de besøker din base?
General Cosgrove: Vi kommer til å lære de å klatre, padle og skyte.
Kvinnelig reporter: Skyting! Det er vel litt uansvarlig?
General Cosgrove: Jeg ser ikke hvorfor. De vil bli behørig overvåket på skytebanen.
Kvinnelig reporter: Er du ikke [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Kvinnelig reporter:</strong> Så, general Cosgrove, hvilke ting har du tenkt å lære disse unge guttene når de besøker din base?<br />
<strong>General Cosgrove:</strong> Vi kommer til å lære de å klatre, padle og skyte.</p>
<p><strong>Kvinnelig reporter:</strong> Skyting! Det er vel litt uansvarlig?<br />
<strong>General Cosgrove:</strong> Jeg ser ikke hvorfor. De vil bli behørig overvåket på skytebanen.</p>
<p><strong>Kvinnelig reporter:</strong> Er du ikke enig i at dette er en fryktelig farlig aktivitet å lære barn?<br />
<strong>General Cosgrove:</strong> Jeg kan ikke se hvorfor. Vi vil gi de korrekt opplæring før de i hele tatt får lov til å røre et våpen.</p>
<p><strong>Kvinnelig reporter:</strong> Men du utstyrer de til å bli voldelige drapsmenn.<br />
<strong>General Cosgrove:</strong> Vel, frue, du er utstyrt til å være en prostituert, men du er ikke en, er du?</p>
<p>Er det rart fyren ble kåret til årets mann i Australia i 2001 ? :)</p>
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		<title>Klar for ferie?</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2008/06/11/klar-for-ferie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 12:42:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Jeg er ikke helt sikker på hvordan det virker, men det gjør det - og det er uhyggelig presist.
Les hele beskrivelsen innen du ser på bilde.
Bildet vedlagt viser 2 helt like delfiner. Bildet ble brukt i forbindelse med en undersøkelse omkring
forsøkspersoners stressnivå på St. Mary&#8217;s hospital i London.
Se nøye på de 2 delfiner som hopper [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeg er ikke helt sikker på hvordan det virker, men det gjør det - og det er uhyggelig presist.</p>
<p><strong>Les hele beskrivelsen innen du ser på bilde.</strong></p>
<p>Bildet vedlagt viser 2 helt like delfiner. Bildet ble brukt i forbindelse med en undersøkelse omkring<br />
forsøkspersoners stressnivå på St. Mary&#8217;s hospital i London.</p>
<p>Se nøye på de 2 delfiner som hopper opp av vannet. Delfinene er helt like, men undersøkelsen viser, at selv om de er like, vil mennesker med et høyt stressnivå oppleve at der er forskjeller. Jo større forskjellene oppleves, jo mer stresset er personen.</p>
<p>Se på bildet, og hvis du finner mere enn et par forskjeller, trenger du også ferie.</p>
<p><img src="http://www.trond.sjovang.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cowfin.jpg" alt="Moo?" width="480" height="684" /></p>
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		<title>Elefantjævel</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2008/04/14/elefantj%c3%a6vel/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 12:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Elefant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant&#8217;s foot and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 1986, Mkele Mbembe was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University.</p>
<p>On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Mbembe approached it very carefully.</p>
<p>He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant&#8217;s foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it.</p>
<p>As carefully and as gently as he could, Mbembe worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.</p>
<p>The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments.</p>
<p>Mbembe stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away.</p>
<p>Mbembe never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.</p>
<p>Twenty years later, Mbembe was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son.</p>
<p>As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Mbembe and his son Tapu were standing.</p>
<p>The large bull elephant stared at Mbembe, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.</p>
<p>Remembering the encounter in 1986, Mbembe couldn&#8217;t help wondering if this was the same elephant.</p>
<p>Mbembe summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Mbembe&#8217; s legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly .</p>
<p>Probably wasn&#8217;t the same elephant.</p>
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		<title>Finn X ?</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2007/10/16/finn-x/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2007 11:13:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>iPebble</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2007/10/14/ipebble/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2007 12:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ramlet over denne her for et par minutter siden:iPebble Touch Unboxing Fantastisk! :)
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ramlet over denne her for et par minutter siden:<a href="http://pttbt.ca/2007/10/09/first-ipebble-touch-unboxing-pics.html">iPebble Touch Unboxing</a> Fantastisk! :)</p>
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		<title>Hvorfor OS X er bedre enn både Windows og Linux</title>
		<link>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2007/07/10/hvorfor-os-x-er-bedre-enn-bade-windows-og-linux/</link>
		<comments>http://www.trond.sjovang.net/2007/07/10/hvorfor-os-x-er-bedre-enn-bade-windows-og-linux/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trond</dc:creator>
		
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Åpne Terminal (ligger i Applications/Utilities dersom du aldri har brukt det før, evt skriv &#8216;Terminal&#8217; i Quicksilver)
Lim inn følgende: say -v Cellos &#8220;Fa lah lah lah lah lah lah di di di do do do fa lah lah lah lah lah lah fa lah fa luh luh luh&#8221;
trykk &#60;enter&#62;
Kos deg :)

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<li>Åpne Terminal (ligger i Applications/Utilities dersom du aldri har brukt det før, evt skriv &#8216;Terminal&#8217; i <a href="http://quicksilver.blacktree.com/">Quicksilver</a>)</li>
<li>Lim inn følgende: say -v Cellos &#8220;Fa lah lah lah lah lah lah di di di do do do fa lah lah lah lah lah lah fa lah fa luh luh luh&#8221;</li>
<li>trykk &lt;enter&gt;</li>
<li>Kos deg :)</li>
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